Me: If zombies came I'd kick butt and take names and scream, "Get away from my Huckleberry!"
Steven: Zombies don't eat animals.
Me: Oh, do they eat bunnies?
Steven: No, they never show zombies eating any animals.
Me: Because zombies are slow and stupid and animals are smart?
Steven: Yep.
Me: **whisper** I don't want zombies to take over the world.
Steven: **whisper** Don't worry. They won't, baby girl.
I don't know how it happened, but Steven's obsession with everything zombies has made me pretty curious about the rising dead myself. It's actually pretty embarrassing, and I didn't plan on sharing the above conversation that took place last night...
...until I got to work and found this email Steven sent me for a possible wedding cake.
I kid you not, the email subject line read, and I quote, "caaaaakkkke!"
He was very excited. But do not fret, my friends! I draw the line at fake blood on my wedding cake.
So. Not. Happening.
I hope everyone has a very lovey dovey Valentine's Day!
