Dear fiancé - Thank you for watching ridiculous movies with me instead of researching for fantasy baseball. That makes me feel very loved.
Dear Huckleberry - I wish you would stop pooping in the neighbors yard. Although I'm secretly grateful it won't be me who accidentally steps in it, I am rather embarrassed walking over there with a shovel and plastic bag to conceal your stink twice a day.
Dear Costco - I love you. That is all.
Dear lost memory card - You were replaced. But I hope no one finds you and inserts you in a camera or computer to view the hundreds of photos you contain. That would be weird and creepy.
Dear delinquents who broke into my car - That was truly a waste of your time considering all that was in there was my yoga mat and some trash. Don't you know your suppose to break into nice looking cars for a better chance of obtaining valuables? Amateurs.
Hope you have a lovely weekend!